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Mutation station

Photo of road sign in Holland: This area is protected by DNA-sprayThese road signs strike me as slightly scary. The caption reads “Area protected by DNA-spray” but it’s not entirely clear how that process works. Will the spray somehow extract my own DNA for later identification purposes? Perhaps it will make bits of me drop off for police retrieval. Or maybe the sign is trying to tell me that at the first sign of foul-play, I will be sprayed with some other, unknown DNA, leading to uncontrollable mutation so that I have to leave my family and go to live in an upstate New York school with Hugh Jackman.

Actually, that’s enough to put anyone off committing a crime on this street…